Shakespeare's Pizza: A Review

Shakespeare's Pizza: the only pizza place with Lord of the Rings pinball (as far as I'm aware).

YEEESSSSS.

It didn't light up for me, thank goodness.

I suggest reading the fine print more often.

*heavy breathing*

You know what I hate?
Dark bathrooms that translate into dark pictures.

Pretty.

So, in review:
Shakespeare's Pizza in Columbia, MO is one the best(est) establishments on planet Earth.
Anyone who says otherwise will be promptly pounded into the ground.

But maybe I'm biased.
Oh well.